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The Trailer

January 15, 2018

I like to work out.  So…  On a random Saturday, I go to the gym.  And... there is an area at the gym.

Stud City

Because boys hang out there.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well…

I don’t go there a lot

 

Because

It’s very testeroney

 

There is a lot of sweat

Frequent grunting

And a variety of machines and other entrapments of which I have no clue how to use.

 

But I tried it

Because a trainer told me to

And he?

Is cute

And the squat machine is better

 

I was struck by the attention I got upon entering Muscle Town

Several men were blatantly staring at me

One was a bit embarrassed

Blushed

Turned away

 

I am a bit

Impressed

With

Myself

That I still have

IT

At this age

 

And I bend down to tie my sneaker

And I see

Something

White

Very white

And soft

Behind my knee

 

A cloud?

Marshmallows?

 

No Friends

It is toilet paper

 

At my knee

Secured to my waistband

Blowing in the wind

And trailing down to my knee

Almost a capri

 

 

Shit

Shit

Shit

 

My appeal

To these burly men

Was not

 

Lust

 

And

 

Admiration

 

But pity

For my misfortune

And inability to wipe my a$$

 

Correctly.

 

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