Meet  Kelly

Reality Writes

January 15, 2018

I am a clean person.  I like soap, perfume, bath bombs, and all that  good stuff.

I don't like bugs, ants, mice, or really any critter visiting us who was not invited.

But folks. But people, just Like Sarah Jessica Parker in I Don't Know How She Does It

we contracted from THE Elementary School...


(When the font is small. It is not so scary.)

The doctor said, "Look for a Nit."

Me, "You can see them?" 

Well ya, maybe if you are 22. But, I am OLD. What the hell is a nit anyway? 

It is a whit...

January 15, 2018

I like to work out.  So…  On a random Saturday, I go to the gym.  And... there is an area at the gym.

Stud City

Because boys hang out there.


I don’t go there a lot


It’s very testeroney

There is a lot of sweat

Frequent grunting

And a variety of machines and other entrapments of which I have no clue how to use.

But I tried it

Because a trainer told me to

And he?

Is cute

And the squat machine is better

I was struck by the attention I got upon entering Muscle Town

Several men were blatantly...

November 13, 2017

They say the apple doesn’t far fall from the tree.  Or does it? It is an understatement to say I am a puzzle to my mother.  I was raised Southern… like way South… A  L  A  B  A  M  A  kinda South.

It's where we love SEC football, biscuits, pickup trucks and BBQ.

I don’t eat meat – much to my mother Judy’s bewilderment and she protests,“Pork is just a lil’ bit of meat - it was only a pig Kelly."

I am over 30.

(WAY over.)

I am not married.  

My mother h...

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