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February 9, 2018

A Mother's worst fear. A boyfriend. The cute and likeable kind. DAMNIT!

February 2, 2018

Target is a DANGEROUS place for my wallet and my sanity.

January 30, 2018

So... This was fun! Realizing how little my kids really listen to me. Can you relate?

January 24, 2018

Single Mom of 2 adopted daughters explains you never take calls in the shower.

January 23, 2018

Every year we do a Holiday/New Years letter.  This is it.  My daughter writes it... well not really.  Tis I but I say it is her...  because kids can get away with more.    So here you go (with a little picture of Grandpa from 2015  -- we so miss you.)

Happy 2018 everyone.

Me and my sister are doing great in school.  We are both very smart and humble. 

Mom won a trip to the Super Bowl this year....

January 20, 2018

Mornings are, well a nightmare around here.  Two girls, One bathroom, one or both ill as a hornet as soon as toes graze the carpet.  One theatrical performance after another.  Each worthy of a standing ovation.  

My drama queens.

So… earlier this week

In an effort to wake up Thing 1

Much like waking a bear

Food laden belly

In the dead of a winter’s hibernation.

Not

Smart

So on my third attempt to awaken Thing 1

Read as "G...

January 17, 2018

Reality check blog from a single mom in Denver with two adopted daughters and a few critters

January 15, 2018

Our first picture as a family.  None of us are too sure.  Thing 2 just flew across several ponds and doesn't speak English.   Thing 1 just wants her Mommy and for the new baby to leave. I haven't slept in 27 hours and long for clean underwear and a toothbrush.  

Let me tell you how we got here. 

At 38 my doctor told I could not have children. 

“Well… looks you’re all done down here… “

Snap! Drop.  Glove one in the trash.

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January 15, 2018

I am a clean person.  I like soap, perfume, bath bombs, and all that  good stuff.

I don't like bugs, ants, mice, or really any critter visiting us who was not invited.

But folks. But people, just Like Sarah Jessica Parker in I Don't Know How She Does It

we contracted from THE Elementary School...

Lice

(When the font is small. It is not so scary.)

The doctor said, "Look for a Nit."

Me, "You can see them?" 

Well ya, maybe if you ar...

January 15, 2018

I like to work out.  So…  On a random Saturday, I go to the gym.  And... there is an area at the gym.

Stud City

Because boys hang out there.

Well…

I don’t go there a lot

Because

It’s very testeroney

There is a lot of sweat

Frequent grunting

And a variety of machines and other entrapments of which I have no clue how to use.

But I tried it

Because a trainer told me to

And he?

Is cute

And the squat machine is better

I was struck by th...

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